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500+ Hairless Cat Names: Great Ideas for Your Unusual Cat

Hairless cats are the idyllic animals that some people dream of. It seems that ever since the days of Austin Powers, Mr. Bigglesworth really kicked off the trend for these felines. Now everyone wants a hairless cat—and you often have to pay a pretty penny to call one your own.

Are you one of the lucky few that have acquired your very own hairless kitty? Now your biggest question is what you’re going to name them. We’re here to help you out with that. Hopefully, this is a one-stop shop for you to find that one name that stands out among the rest.

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How to Name Your Hairless Cat

Naming your cat can be a pretty big deal. After all, it sets the foundation for the rest of your relationship. You can start by getting to know your kitten (or adult cat) on a personal level, helping you connect. Soon, your cat will know their name and come running every time you call them.

So, it is a special and important personalization tactic that helps with bonding. Sounds like a pretty big deal, right? Here are some good tips on how you can pick the best name for your cat.

Let Fate Decide

You probably have a lineup of names that are really standing out to you. If you just can’t decide which one you like best or which one fits the most, you can always let fate decide.

Pull up a random thing picker on the Internet or do it the old-fashioned way and put some names into a hat. Whichever one you draw, you can go with that. Or, if you’re anything like most people, after getting the wrong name you’ll realize what name you really wanted.

Choose a Meaningful Name

Perhaps you have a favorite character in a book or you really like a specific kind of flower. Is there something that you gravitate towards in your everyday life that has a very pretty title? Perhaps your favorite city on earth? You could always use it as a name for your hairless cat.

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Cat Names for Your Hairless Pal

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Without further ado, here are 500+ of the best cat names for hairless cats we could find.

Aristocratic Names for Your Cat

Clean-shaven and looking fresh? Why not lend the name of that of a refined gentleman or classy lady? When you hear the name of your hairless, you may think “aristocrat”—or “aristocat”, rather.

Male Cat Names

  • Albert
  • Toulouse
  • Arthur
  • George
  • Branson
  • Grant
  • Preston
  • Alfred
  • Andrew
  • Boswell
  • Berne
  • Victor
  • Dougal
  • Charles
  • Constantine
  • Franklin
  • Dominic
  • Rueben
  • Bartley
  •  Corbin
  • Eustace
  • Ellington
  • Charles
  • Beauregard
  • Sidwell
  • Faulk
  • Augustus
  • Ulysses
  • Vincent
  • Raul
  • Fredrick
  • Milford
  • Donnelly
  • Dudley
  • Montel
  • Wilfred
  • Roscoe
  • Crawford
  • Maxwell
  • Gunter
  • Horace
  • Festus
  • Rautus
  • Webster
  • Wilson
  • Winston
  • Finnegan
  • Edgar
  • Ignatius
  • Ambrosias
  • Thaddeus
  • Darius
  • Vladimir
  • William
  • Olivander
  • Edward
  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Napoleon
  • Bridges
  • Franz
  • Jacques
  • Fernando
  • Gilbert
  • Brunswick
  • Desmond
  • Fletcher
  • Nigel
  • Ramos
  • Gomez
  • Andrey
  • Timothy
  • Bartholomew
  • Hans
  • Feldman
  • Eustace
  • Daniel
  • Denton
  • Mitchell
  • Winslow
  • Holmes
  • Tedrow

Female Cat Names

  • Magnolia
  • Gloria
  • Sandrine
  • Francesca
  • Hildegard
  • Vivian
  • Magdalene
  • Philomena
  • Paloma
  • Vera
  • Frances
  • Dahlia
  • Beatrice
  • Victoria
  • Mariam
  • Clara
  • Pia
  • Fernanda
  • Drusilla
  • Ramona
  • Winona
  • Tatiana
  • Elizabeth
  • Diana
  • Naomi
  • Roma
  • Bonita
  • Mona
  • Reva
  • Maureen
  • Ruby
  • Charlotte
  • Gillian
  • Yvonne
  • Ava
  • Freda
  • Ingrid
  • Greta
  • Chauncey
  • Ursula
  • Garnet
  • Amelia
  • Sophia
  • Francine
  • Katrina
  • Glenda
  • Mavis
  • Georgia
  • Fiona
  • Lola
  • Mary
  • Velma
  • Starla
  • Bertha
  • Priscilla
  • Dinah
  • Valencia
  • Blythe
  • Wihlomena
  • Celeste
  • Winifred
  • Veda
  • Beilhilda
  • Harriet
  • Genevieve
  • Guinevere
  • Ophelia
  • Verona
  • Rowanda
  • Edith
  • Mabel
  • Faye
  • Verruca
  • Fern
  • Primrose
  • Rosalind
  • Veronica
  • Lena
  • Veranda
  • Talulah
  • Abigail
  • Myrtle
  • Zinnia
  • Agatha
  • Violet
  • Edelweiss
  • Della
  • Matilda
  • Ruth
  • Esther

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Hippie Names for Your Cat

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If your nudist cat is quite celebratory of freedom and a firm believer in peace and love, you might want to give them a hippie name. Here are a few slammin’ throwbacks from the 1960s and other miscellaneous nature terms for you to mull over for your flower child feline.

  • Parsley
  • Birch
  • Forest
  • Clay
  • Storm
  • Moss
  • Oak
  • Rowan
  • Garfunkel
  • Pansy
  • Pine
  • Moon
  • Aurora
  • Skylark
  • Flower child
  • Rain
  • Vine
  • Ivy
  • Rose
  • Sunny
  • Maple
  • Ash
  • Peony
  • Winter
  • Amethyst
  • Rose
  • Dahlia
  • Wren
  • Owlet
  • Juniper
  • Piper
  • Bear
  • Cliff
  • Ridge
  • Everest
  • Atlas
  • Fawn
  • Jasper
  • Onyx
  • Zinnia
  • Hazel
  • Opal
  • Clay
  • Brook
  • Orion
  • Linden
  • Forest
  • Magnolia
  • Sage
  • River
  • Meadow
  • Flora
  • Grove
  • Canyon
  • Briar
  • Gale
  • Clover
  • Basil
  • Balsam

Shaved Athlete Names for Your Cat

Athletes from many different sports groups shave their entire bodies. A full-body shave can be aerodynamic in some circumstances, and strictly for looks in others.

You can choose from bodybuilders to swimmers, depending on your personal style. So, if you have a heck of an athlete at home, here are some names you can think about.

Male Cat Names

  • Phelps—Michael Phelps
  • Colin—Colin McGreggor
  • Spitz—Mark Spitz
  • Lochte—Ryan Lochte
  • Schwarzenegger—Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Ian—Ian Thorpe
  • Adrian—Nathan Adrian
  • Everson—Jeff Everson
  • Dorian—Dorian Yates
  • Zane—Frank Zane
  • Ferrigno—Lou Ferrigno
  • Franco—Franco Columbu
  • Reeves—Steve Reeves
  • Armstrong—Lance Armstrong
  • Bartali—Gino Bartali
  • Fausto—Fausto Coppi

Female Cat Names

  • Janet—Janet Evans
  • Ledecky—Katie Ledecky
  • Dawn—Dawn Fraser
  • Rhonda—Rhonda Rousey
  • Cyborg—Cris Cyborg
  • Valentina—Valentina Shevchenko
  • Denise—Denise Masino
  • Marianna—Marianna Komlos
  • Rasa—Rasa von Werder
  • Corina—Corina Everson
  •  Vos—Marianna Vos
  • Beryl—Beryl Burton
  • Phinney—Connie Carpenter-Phinney
  • Fabiana—Fabiana Luperini

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Regular Joe Names for Your Cat

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Since these cats share our lack of fur, you might want to give them a regular old Joe or Jane name. They can be some of the most fitting and hilarious of all.

Male Cat Names

  • Bob
  • Dan
  • Jeff
  • Bill
  • Don
  • Hector
  • Larry
  • Ron
  • Frank
  • Gus
  • Martin
  • Ted
  • Terry
  • Carl
  • Vince
  • Rudy
  • Phil
  • Manny
  • Wally
  • Vinny
  • Todd
  • Doug
  • Lyle
  • Rich
  • Dewey
  • Ned
  • Murphy
  • Cecil
  • Stanley
  • Kirby
  • Earl
  • Seth
  • Gary
  • Randy
  • Quincy
  • Fred
  • Monty
  • Mortimer
  • Rupert
  • Vic
  • Henry
  • Rick
  • Red
  • Chet
  • Zed
  • Pete
  • Greg
  • Travis
  • James
  • Gerald
  • Mark
  • Benjamin
  • Lance
  • Lionel
  • Waylon
  • Benny
  • Bruce
  • Ivan
  • Ezra
  • Wendell
  • Oliver
  • Tom
  • Rufus
  • Walter
  • Floyd
  • Daryl
  • Newman
  • Wayne
  • Curtis
  • Leo
  • Niles
  • Brian
  • Dave
  • Herman
  • Burt
  • Christopher
  • Miles
  • Roy
  • Garth
  • Lloyd
  • Maurice
  • Rex
  • Waldo
  • Arty

Female Cat Names

  • Rita
  • Janet
  • Bonnie
  • Jean
  • Stacy
  • Amanda
  • Rosie
  • Becky
  • Marilyn
  • Fran
  • Polly
  • Trudy
  • Sylvia
  • Phyllis
  • Stephanie
  • Elsie
  • Olive
  • Brandy
  • Fancy
  • Opal
  • Carol
  • Nancy
  • Sally
  • Holly
  • Debra
  • Imogen
  • Coco
  • Ginny
  • Pauline
  • Blair
  • Donna
  • Gloria
  • Shirley
  • Vicky
  • Tammy
  • Sadie
  • Renee
  • Nicole
  • Maria
  • Faye
  • Mamie
  • Florence
  • Gina
  • Lisa
  • Connie
  • Tonya
  • Joyce
  • Donna
  • Gloria
  • Dorothy
  • Bernadette
  • Deidra
  • Winnie
  • Nellie
  • Joan
  • Hattie
  • Pansy
  • Candy
  • Mimi
  • Mitzi
  • Betsy

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Punny Names for Your Cat

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If you have a hairless cat, you know just how comical it can be. Why not give your cat a name that might get some laughs along the way.

  • Mr. Bigglesworth
  • George Foreman
  • Mr. Clean
  • Pillsbury
  • Blobfish
  • Baldo
  • King Neptune
  • Wigs
  • Dobby
  • Wrinkles
  • Sphynxster
  • Eggs
  • Toupee
  • Flopsy
  • Nip Slip
  • Vin Diesel
  • Bruce Willis
  • Peachfuzz
  • The Rock
  • Sinead O’Connor
  • Pudge
  • Silky Teats
  • Caillou
  • Nekked
  • Whiskers
  • Pluck
  • Lever 2000
  • Chicken Neck
  • Turkey
  • Slinky
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Charlie Brown
  • Pinky
  • Rufus

Elegant, Strong Names for Your Cat

Hairless cats are full of agility and grace. While there are tons of funny and cute names you could name your kitty, you could also give them a beautiful name if you chose to. If your cat strikes you as majestic rather than silly, think about one of these names.

Male Cat Names

  • Ira
  • Ezra
  • Lazarus
  • Naught
  • Malachi
  • Vincent
  • August
  • Mortimer
  • Hermes
  • Andrey
  • Aries
  • Poseidon
  • Ludwig
  • Vin-cello
  • Lafayette
  • Micah
  • Boswell
  • Nehemiah
  • Gilgamesh
  • Azrael
  • Hogarth
  • Leif
  • Nile
  • Brahms
  • Lars
  • Raul
  • Parson
  • Killian
  • Giles
  • Raphael
  • Roman
  • Flavius
  • Ra
  • Oedipus
  • Zeus
  • Icarus
  • Declan
  • Hercules
  • Damon
  • Wilfred
  • Rogue

Female Cat Names

  • Freya
  • Artemis
  • Thalia
  • Demeter
  • Calliope
  • Farrah
  • Paloma
  • Nadine
  • Philippa
  • Garnet
  • Carlotta
  • Charlotte
  • Margot
  • Annalise
  • Deidre
  • Elaina
  • Vera
  • Magdalena
  • Oriya
  • Veda
  • Zelda
  • Cortina
  • Eula
  • Gabrielle
  • Bianca
  • Isla
  • Josephine
  • Guinevere
  • Amelia
  • Beatrice
  • Cecilia
  • Delilah
  • Eloise
  • Esther
  • Gwyneth
  • Miriam
  • Olive
  • Blythe
  • Camille
  • Cordelia
  • Ramona
  • Willa
  • Faraday
  • Emilia
  • Rowena
  • Brunhild
  • Coralline
  • Blanche
  • Victoria
  • Henrietta

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Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed these fur-free cat names. So, did you find a favorite or two to choose from? We hope that you at least found some noteworthy names to add to your ever-growing potential list.

With any luck, one stood out to you and you snatched it right away. But if we didn’t have what you were looking for, the right name is sure to fall into your lap.

Related: Nerdy Cat Names: 150+ Great Ideas for Your Geeky Cat

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